I'm So Neurotic!
Send me a note about something neurotic you did. The funniest deeds will be posted here!
"I'm so neurotic, I search the dirt and hair in the vacuum cleaner bag to be certain I haven't sucked up my favorite cat." Carol, Cary, North Carolina
"I'm so neurotic, I think my Garmin navigator system is lying to me." Jane, Hamden, Connecticut
"I'm so neurotic I make sure all the screws are pointing in the same direction when I put something up on the wall." Karen, Daytona Beach, Florida
"I'm so neurotic I have to re-order every sentence that ends in a preposition so that it's correct, and sometimes I re-order sentences that are grammatically fine as if they end in a preposition." Taylor, Lawrence, Kansas
"I'm so neurotic I have four different alarm clocks set to go off at different times to make sure I get up on time." Alisha, Logansport, Indiana
"I'm so neurotic I can't give you my full name in case my family reads this and figures out that it's me and I'm not really as happy as I make out to be." L, Ontario, Canada
"I'm so neurotic I count my pee stream and have to end it on an even number." Athens, Huntsville, Alabama
"I'm so neurotic I wake up to go to bed." Efollanangel, Sommerset, New Jersey
"I'm so neurotic that I have to clean my hotel room BEFORE the maid comes in." Diane, Huntsville, Alabama
"I'm so neurotic I think that every time someone takes a photo of me, it's part of a communist plot to brainwash me." Ed, Canton, Ohio
“I’m so neurotic, I wrote my mother’s eulogy ten years before she died.” Linda, Chicago, Illinois
“I’m so neurotic, I walked around for an hour worrying and wondering what I was going to say when I called pizza delivery. ” Adinugroho, Jakarta, West Java